Saturday Night Live on December 7 featured a sketch depicting the cool NATO countries, Canada, France, and the UK, and eventually Germany, dissing the uncool NATO countries, Romania and Latvia, both Eastern European, Bieganski countries.
Romania, scram! Brexit out of here, dweeb! they say.
I love your economies, Romania whimpers.
Donald Trump approaches. The cool countries don't want to hang out with him.
Why don't you sit over there, Donald, with Latvia? they say.
Latvia is plainly uncool. Latvia is playing with a child's toy.
Latvia introduces himself as "Egg." His real name is Egils, pronounced "Ailes" He's eating something disgusting, pickled squid. He tells a joke about feeding a bull schnapps.
Oh my God I'm at the losers' table, Trump says